You Might Belong to a Redneck Volunteer fire department if...
If your department has ever had two emergency vehicles pulled over for drag racing while going to a scene
If you have naked lady mud-flaps on your pumper
If your firehouse has wheels
If you've ever got back and found you've locked yourself out of the firehouse
If fire training consists of everyone standing around a fire get'n drunk
If you've ever been toned out on an out house fire also if that out house fire was with entrapment
If you've ever let a persons house burn down because they wouldn't let you hunt there ground
If your personnel vehicle has more lights on it than your house has lights in it
If you've ever walked through a Christmas display and walked away with at least 3 new ideas for a light scheme for your truck
If your rescue can smoke the tires
If your departments name is misspelled on your equipment
If the nurses and doctors turn out the lights and hide when you show up at the hospital to get your equipment
If dispatch can't mention your name without laughing
If the local news crew won't put your department on t.v. because you embarrassed them last time.
If you've ever locked the keys in your trucks
If you've ever refereed to a light bar as sexy
If your defib consists of a marine battery, a pair of jumper cables, and a fish finder
If you've ever taken a girl out in a pumper
If your pumper has been on fire more times than it's been to a fire
If your pumper smokes more than the house fire
If you've ever been arrested for indecent exposure at a house fire
If you've ever called it quits on a house fire when the beer got hot
If you've ever been late to a house fire because you had to stop and get the guy who fell off the truck
If you've ever stopped in route to pick up a road kill
If you hand out spit cans before each meeting
If you have a sign out front of your station that says will fight fires for beer
If you're equipment has chew stains down the sides of 'em
If everyone on your department is related in some way or another